“I don't fit into any one box...

I'm more like a collection of all the boxes stacked together.”

Will I be your next obsession?

Each meeting holds immense potential, and I have a natural talent for fulfilling it. But I’m only here for select gents... Well, “select” in the sense that the right men tend to self-select their way to me. Thank you for indulging me ;)

I'm an experienced companion, but I've not offered dates for some time. I left to start a company, and (success) it pretty much runs itself now. I’m back because I realized I enjoy this line of work most of all.

I denied myself for too long. Will you help me make up for lost time?

All About Me

  • I believe I provide the connection humans were meant for—our birthright as romantic, sexual beings. And the best natural high there is.

    Lucky for us, I fall in love easily (and eagerly). I’ll make sure our high lasts, with all the care of a true addict to love and pleasure.

  • Love makes the world go round. But dance, 3D printing, and (above all) TCG’s make my dopamine soar. There’s nothing quite like deploying painted cardboard rectangles against worthy opponents. As for virtual? Right now I’m coming off Balatro (IYKYK).

    I'm also a voracious learner and compulsive researcher. AI-safety, psychology, and metaethics might be my most enduring fascinations. And I’d love to have someone new to chat with about them.

    Or, teach me something new! You’ll have me wrapped around your finger.

  • My style is sleek yet feminine. Think: pencil skirts, unbuttoned blouses, and a matching set underneath. When I do wear something boldly patterned or embellished, it’s in a classic cut.

    I must admit, aesthetics are a major hyperfocus of mine. I even made a series of style-focused spreadheets at one point… A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.

    Measurements:
    Height: 5’ 7”
    Bra: 34D
    Waist: 25”
    Hip: 36”
    US Sizes: 25, 0-2, XS

    • The mathematically inclined: engineers, economists, statisticians, quant traders

    • Neurodivergents

    • Introverts (still waters run deep)

    • Explorers of consciousness: research psychologists, philosophers, psychonauts

    • Artists, the type who are very precise and serious in their art

    • Early adopters

    • Entrepreneurs

    • Bimodal distribution: people who’ve been cancelled

  • One electric evening, we approach each other with excitement and curiousity. Initial optimism melts into confident eagerness as the conversation flows.

    Soon, our touch flows too. Our hearts swell. The world outside blurs as we enter a trance of selective sensation. And when we catch each other’s eyes sparkling, we can’t help but smile.

    If you haven’t experienced this, that all sounds cheesy. All I can promise is that such experiences are real and are out there for those who look. But only if your partner also has a heart open enough to seek that same ride. Luckily for us, I fall in love with gusto.

    I assure you, you’ll have no regrets about meeting. Rather, you’ll leave with a new gold standard for what it means to go on a date.

Let’s get acquainted, shall we?

If you appreciate a woman who can stimulate your mind (for starters) and who sees you in a way you aren’t used to being seen, reach out to me. If you read this whole page with growing excitement, I’m extremely keen to meet you.